Definitions by Tigherking
Shoe horn
A mans use of his thumbs to help insert a limp penis into female vagina. May also be a double shoe horn if one thumb does not assist the limp penis and requires both thumbs for full penetration. I’m some extreme cases a quadruple shoe horn has been reported which involves using a friends thumbs in addition to yours to penetrate.
Jason was so drunk the other night and couldn’t get hard. He had to use a double shoe horn to have sex with that chick.
Shoe horn by Tigherking May 4, 2021
Lady water
Fizzy, refreshing, great mixer, hard seltzer, best combined with two shots of vodka. AKA truly, white claw, etc.
Lady water by Tigherking April 24, 2021