Definitions by Tigerzebra

Friends with dairy benefits

When you are friends with someone who works in a dairy department meaning you get the hook up on new products and specialty creamers.

Did you see the new mint cookie creamer that just came out? Good thing Tim and I are friends with dairy benefits so I’ll get some right away.

Friends with dairy benefits by Tigerzebra March 3, 2022

Furlowed 

Drinking and doing cocaine just enough to be late for work enough times that they fire you.

Todd just couldn’t stop drinking and doing coke so he ended up getting furlowed from the store.

Furlowed by Tigerzebra October 27, 2020

Little Chute Slicer 

The act of sticking your erect penis into a windmill.

I got got so wasted at Jack’s that I ended up sticking my penis in the windmill downtown and gave myself a Little Chute Slicer.

Little Chute Slicer by Tigerzebra February 11, 2019