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New Mexico Pickle 

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A cucumber covered in residual methamphetamine, soaked in vinegar, spit on by a Mormon, and used for purposes of sexual gratification.
Bertha has a yeast infection from riding her New Mexico Pickle last night.
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Kentucky Swiss Cake Roll

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When a male defecates then ejaculates whilst the cylindrical fecal matter is descending into the toilet and the semen enters the fecal matter with such force it serves as a filling.
Randy needs a towel he just made a Kentucky Swiss Cake Roll.
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