ThunderMummy's definitions

irish

People who are prone to tell you how great they are. Fond of touting their robust economy while failing to mention it was built on the foundation of an E.U. welfare state. Think everything Celtic is romantic, special, unique blah blah blah. Sometimes consider the Scotch and Welsh as Celtic kinsman and sometimes exclude them for not not being true Celts (as if Ireland has the only claim). Say they have their own language but unlike Wales, no one can actually speak it and haven;t for years (That makes them posseurs). Their beer is overrated (Beamish is really good, but doesn't have Guiness' marketing) food sucks (this ain't no France) and sometimes call themselves the blacks of Europe (this is especially offensive, yes they were oppressed but is this the equivalent of enslavement? Only a douchebag Irishman would think so). Do have a good history of music (the folk shit gets old but they can boast of Van Morrison, U2, Thin Lizzie etc.) The one factor that redeems the Irish? They can shit in a bag, stamp made in Ireland on it, and sell it to stupid Americans for $50.

Irish-American wannabe: Kiss Me I'm Irish
Irishman: Where you from?
IAW: Boston, Red Sox Rule!
Irishman: (shitting in a bag) Would you like to buy an authentic Irish souvenir?

by ThunderMummy December 28, 2005

love 'em and leave 'em

Usually a breakup maneuver. Involves inserting a dildo or vibrator (preferably going full tilt) in your partner's ass during intercourse, and, at the fateful moment, pushing it knuckle deep. The ultimate send off in that you leave with out any regard for how the other person rectifies the situation.

I should have finished getting my stuff out of her apartment before I gave her the old love 'em and leave 'em

by ThunderMummy November 2, 2005

pipe hugger

(n)- Girl who loves cock. Not derogatory. Just a girl who has a natural appreciation for all things dick.

I like Mary Jane, she is a sweet down to earth pipe hugger.

by ThunderMummy December 28, 2005

Philadelphia

Probably the most misunderstaood city in the U.S. Those not familiar with the city are usually aware of the Revolutionary history and maybe some unique quirks like cheesesteaks and pretzels. Philadelphia suffers from a bit of red headed stepchild syndrome in that it is a major population center with a unique character but largely goes unrecognized in the American psyche due to the overbearing reputation of nearby New York. The two cities are extremely different and Philadelphians take (sometimes hostile) offense to outsiders who don't bother to understand this. New Yorkers tend to have an arrogance that everything is better in their city. Actually some things are better in Philadelphia. Check it out, just don't mouth off because even though it is the City of Brotherly Love, the inhabitants aren't above giving you a brotherly pop in the mouth.

My girlfriend's folks are coming over to dinner and they have never been to Philadelphia. I guess I'd better get rid of the Schmidt's and invest in some Dockstreet.

by ThunderMummy December 28, 2005

bafaikis

Acronym for But As Far As I Know It Sucks.

I have never been to Kansas but I'd bet my left nut it's bafaikis.

by ThunderMummy November 5, 2005