Definitions by Thunder of Muscle

Stocking stuffer 

Jizz disposal method

"I ran out of tissues so I had to go with the stocking stuffer method instead."

"When you're alone for Christmas, there's only one stocking stuffer you get."

Stocking stuffer by Thunder of Muscle December 13, 2022

fart-mute

to shut off your microphone from picking up a fart while on a video chat or telephone call.

I thought I fart-muted myself and ripped some ass but then I realized I muted the sound and not my microphone during the Microsoft Teams meeting. I am a failed fart-muter.

fart-mute by Thunder of Muscle December 16, 2021

Snow Goose Decoy

When a man makes honking noises like a goose then jizzes on a woman's throat.

I had to go get the wet wipes to clean up all the cum off her throat after I gave her a snow goose decoy. She wasn't happy.

Snow Goose Decoy by Thunder of Muscle January 31, 2020