Horny bicycle

when the bicycle seat is so far up your ass it is considered rape.
I have a horny bicycle
by Throbbing Tim December 07, 2016
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Wet orphan

When you are having unsafe sex and your dick breaks, unable to reattach.
Heard about your wet orphan, so sorry.
by Throbbing Tim December 05, 2016
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