Definitions by Throbbing Tim

Horny bicycle 

when the bicycle seat is so far up your ass it is considered rape.

I have a horny bicycle

Horny bicycle by Throbbing Tim December 7, 2016

Wet orphan

When you are having unsafe sex and your dick breaks, unable to reattach.

Heard about your wet orphan, so sorry.

Wet orphan by Throbbing Tim December 5, 2016