Thor The God of Vaginal Noise's definitions

Dickhouse

One who constantly hosts cock in his ass.

Jess: Mario how can I please you tonight?

Mario: Bend over and I will make your ass bleed, vato!

Jess: Oh Mario, I will always be your Dickhouse!

by Thor The God of Vaginal Noise November 7, 2004

Merkin breath

One who's breath smells of a merkin due to excessive cock sucking.

Have you had Dick in your mouth again Derek? You have Fucking merkin breath

by Thor The God of Vaginal Noise November 7, 2004