Definitions by Thor The God of Vaginal Noise

Merkin breath 

One who's breath smells of a merkin due to excessive cock sucking.

Have you had Dick in your mouth again Derek? You have Fucking merkin breath

Merkin breath by Thor The God of Vaginal Noise November 7, 2004

Dickhouse 

One who constantly hosts cock in his ass.

Jess: Mario how can I please you tonight?

Mario: Bend over and I will make your ass bleed, vato!

Jess: Oh Mario, I will always be your Dickhouse!

Dickhouse by Thor The God of Vaginal Noise November 7, 2004