Merkin breath

One who's breath smells of a merkin due to excessive cock sucking.
Have you had Dick in your mouth again Derek? You have Fucking merkin breath
by Thor The God of Vaginal Noise November 07, 2004
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Dickhouse

One who constantly hosts cock in his ass.
Jess: Mario how can I please you tonight?

Mario: Bend over and I will make your ass bleed, vato!

Jess: Oh Mario, I will always be your Dickhouse!
by Thor The God of Vaginal Noise November 07, 2004
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