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Lindor cocktail

“A Lindor cocktail” is where a woman inserts a Lindor chocolate into her anus before anal sex. After you finish, she shakes her ass so all of the juices mix. She then pushes the Lindor back out into her hand, and then eats it.
Me and your mum are making a Lindor cocktail tonight

asmiscmasscism 

A man made concept, analogy or unit, that explains something that truly doesn't exist. For instance, energy is not a real thing, but a concept that humans have created in order to create physical laws about energetic processes. Another example would be the number 0, which is not real (as it is nothing) yet we use it in mathematics to aid calculation.
Time is an asmiscmasscism that is used within physics to understand the universe.