18 definitions by Thomas broadway

Monkey Smile

Shaved Vagina

Hey Mark,did you hit the monkey smile this weekend!!?

Her bathing suit was so tight you could see her monkey smile.

by Thomas broadway December 1, 2021

Open hole sandwich

A vagina that naturally stays open.

When her pants were off the wind would whistle through her open hole sandwich.

When she has sex it takes three dong's to fill her open whole sandwich.

by Thomas broadway December 26, 2016

Trouser Snorkeled

To give or receive oral sex on a man

I trouser snorkeled your Grandfather

by Thomas broadway January 2, 2010

Hole hoggin

The act of stretching your piss hole over a fire hydrant.

I was having some trouble peeing so the the doctor said I needed a hole hoggin.

I Tried to steal a leprechaun' s gold and he gave me a hole hoggin instead!

by Thomas broadway December 29, 2015

Devil's spear

When your lady decides to finger her man's pisshole

I got quite the surprise when my wife gave me the devil's spear. I didn't think her finger would fit in my pisshole.

by Thomas broadway May 25, 2015

Convertible top

An uncircumcised penis

Thank god my boy friend has a convertible top, it give me the opportunity to dock him.

by Thomas broadway May 9, 2015

Sloth

Dense slow moving fart that give you to to exscape the mustard gas effect.

I dropped a sloth in the isle way at the grocery store, the guy behind me walked through the sloth and choked and gasped for fresh air as the potent fart filled his lungs.

by Thomas broadway April 13, 2017