Trouser Snorkeled

To give or receive oral sex on a man

I trouser snorkeled your Grandfather

by Thomas broadway January 1, 2010

ooze tube

Large veiny boner

The wife got excited when she saw the old ooze tube hanging out of my shorts.

She worked the oozed tube like a trombone until it sprayed all over the ceiling.

by Thomas broadway January 19, 2017

Convertible top

An uncircumcised penis

Thank god my boy friend has a convertible top, it give me the opportunity to dock him.

by Thomas broadway May 10, 2015

Frankenugly

So ugly they where most likely spawned from Frankenstein ,

I met this this chick at the at the bar. She was so frankenugly I could get a boner!

by Thomas broadway December 21, 2014

Monkey Smile

Shaved Vagina

Hey Mark,did you hit the monkey smile this weekend!!?

Her bathing suit was so tight you could see her monkey smile.

by Thomas broadway December 1, 2021

Open hole sandwich

A vagina that naturally stays open.

When her pants were off the wind would whistle through her open hole sandwich.

When she has sex it takes three dong's to fill her open whole sandwich.

by Thomas broadway December 26, 2016

Devil's spear

When your lady decides to finger her man's pisshole

I got quite the surprise when my wife gave me the devil's spear. I didn't think her finger would fit in my pisshole.

by Thomas broadway May 27, 2015