Thomas broadway's definitions

Sloth

Dense slow moving fart that give you to to exscape the mustard gas effect.

I dropped a sloth in the isle way at the grocery store, the guy behind me walked through the sloth and choked and gasped for fresh air as the potent fart filled his lungs.

by Thomas broadway April 13, 2017

Devil's spear

When your lady decides to finger her man's pisshole

I got quite the surprise when my wife gave me the devil's spear. I didn't think her finger would fit in my pisshole.

by Thomas broadway May 27, 2015

chowder shot

the act of blowing your load on someone’s stomach and then licking it up.

Every Christmas Mark likes to do chowder shots with his bother. He says it’s a great way to celebrate.

by Thomas broadway December 10, 2022

Tuna puddle

Wet spot from a good night of sex!!

Mark was having a good night sex with his sister until he rolled over into the tuna puddle and almost drowned!

by Thomas broadway December 8, 2021

Rhino fan

Thumb up the ass while fanning your nuts with the other hand!!

Mark never had shot ropes like that until his brother gave him the rhino fan!!!

by Thomas broadway November 19, 2023

Cream steamer

When a girl gets you so excited you shoot your load and spray shit at the same time!

You got so excite Your mom was jerking you off you laid a cream steamer on the bed sheets..

She was so hot I gave her a cream steamer

by Thomas broadway February 15, 2017

ooze tube

Large veiny boner

The wife got excited when she saw the old ooze tube hanging out of my shorts.

She worked the oozed tube like a trombone until it sprayed all over the ceiling.

by Thomas broadway January 19, 2017