Definitions by Thomas broadway

Sloth

Dense slow moving fart that give you to to exscape the mustard gas effect.

I dropped a sloth in the isle way at the grocery store, the guy behind me walked through the sloth and choked and gasped for fresh air as the potent fart filled his lungs.

Sloth by Thomas broadway April 13, 2017

Meat connoisseur 

Act knowing all size lengths, widths and load size of any penis just by looking at the bulge size in jeans. Master of Dick sizing.

I saw your dad sizing up a bunch of guys outside of the gay bar the other night, they say he is a real meat connoisseur .

Meat connoisseur by Thomas broadway April 6, 2017

Cream steamer 

When a girl gets you so excited you shoot your load and spray shit at the same time!

You got so excite Your mom was jerking you off you laid a cream steamer on the bed sheets..

She was so hot I gave her a cream steamer

Cream steamer by Thomas broadway February 15, 2017

ooze tube 

Large veiny boner

The wife got excited when she saw the old ooze tube hanging out of my shorts.

She worked the oozed tube like a trombone until it sprayed all over the ceiling.

ooze tube by Thomas broadway January 19, 2017

Open hole sandwich 

A vagina that naturally stays open.

When her pants were off the wind would whistle through her open hole sandwich.

When she has sex it takes three dong's to fill her open whole sandwich.

Open hole sandwich by Thomas broadway December 26, 2016

Devil's spear 

When your lady decides to finger her man's pisshole

I got quite the surprise when my wife gave me the devil's spear. I didn't think her finger would fit in my pisshole.

Devil's spear by Thomas broadway May 27, 2015

Cheese grater 

When you shit in the shower and grate the shit down the drain with your foot.

I had to shit so bad I let a log fall shower , so I used the cheese grater to get I down the drain.

Cheese grater by Thomas broadway May 27, 2015