Definitions by Thomas The Wank Engine

Condom-Whiffle 

When something (eg. a room, someone’s hands) smells like the latex of a condom or generally just a condom.

“Oh Christ Geraldine.. your front bottom smells like condom-whiffle”

Condom-Whiffle by Thomas The Wank Engine October 2, 2020

willy boy

willy boy is a weird vertically challenged kid who is often seen going into womans shops with ryan often for a quick sesh

look willy boy has ryans lingerie hanging out his fly.

willy boy by Thomas the wank engine February 14, 2005

Robert The Construction Worker

The Snob Brother Of Bob The Builder

Bob The Builder Builds
Robert The Construction Worker Constructs

Robert The Construction Worker by Thomas The Wank Engine September 20, 2004