Definitions by Thomas M. Goodnight

Finger Fuck Fudge 

The greasy, dirty, grimy residue which builds up around light switches, keyboards, cell phones and buttons which are frequently used by many people.

Clean the finger fuck fudge off from around the light switch.

Finger Fuck Fudge by Thomas M. Goodnight February 26, 2009

Foot Fucked 

The heart breaking result of what happens to a beautiful pristine snow covered lawn two minutes after children and insensitive moronic bastards get to it.

The snow was gorgeous until the kids foot fucked it.

Foot Fucked by Thomas M. Goodnight February 26, 2009