Thomas M. Goodnight's definitions

Foot Fucked

The heart breaking result of what happens to a beautiful pristine snow covered lawn two minutes after children and insensitive moronic bastards get to it.

The snow was gorgeous until the kids foot fucked it.

by Thomas M. Goodnight February 26, 2009

Finger Fuck Fudge

The greasy, dirty, grimy residue which builds up around light switches, keyboards, cell phones and buttons which are frequently used by many people.

Clean the finger fuck fudge off from around the light switch.

by Thomas M. Goodnight February 26, 2009