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Marianna

A name for a person who will steal all your friends. Her hobbies include switching religions frequently, and measuring horses.

Abby: "I can't ride Lucky anymore. My cousin is always measuring her!"
Donna: "Ugh! What a Marianna!"

When your parents think that the letter "A" is fucking satanic

Melia: "the letter 'A' is fucking satanic"
Amelia: "you still have that letter at the end of your name, you shitbag"