Definitions by Things that annoy me 161

The old Irish backstop 

Sexual term for when you promise to pull out before you nut then change your mind and stay inside

Gave my mrs the old Irish backstop last night

The old Irish backstop by Things that annoy me 161 March 12, 2019

Pidged

When your invite your Hebrew friend round and he tries to heeb up your Catholic child

Omg ben has pidged my boy. Quick love check he still has his foreskin

Pidged by Things that annoy me 161 February 19, 2019

Mcduffed

When you're enjoying a quiet pint and your mate starts ripping off fixtures in the pub

Oh ffs Devs only gone and mcduffed the pub again. We better get out before the police come

Mcduffed by Things that annoy me 161 February 19, 2019

Canyon fanny 

A vagina that, after years of battering, has a distinct echo when you pull out.

Omg that woman had such a canyon fanny

Canyon fanny by Things that annoy me 161 February 19, 2019

Greezer 

A person who finds a sofa at the sesh and doesn't move for 3 days except to take more drugs

Ha you're such a greezer. Get off the sofa ffs

Greezer by Things that annoy me 161 February 19, 2019

Rileyed

When you make a meme, send it to your friend and they post it as their own

I can't believe he posted that meme I made. Proper rileyed me

Rileyed by Things that annoy me 161 February 18, 2019

Chespainosexual 

A person who has strong, sometimes sexual feelings towards microwaves

Omg did you see the way the chespainosexual looked at that microwave?

Chespainosexual by Things that annoy me 161 February 18, 2019