Greezer

A person who finds a sofa at the sesh and doesn't move for 3 days except to take more drugs

Ha you're such a greezer. Get off the sofa ffs

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Pidged

When your invite your Hebrew friend round and he tries to heeb up your Catholic child

Omg ben has pidged my boy. Quick love check he still has his foreskin

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Sexual term for when you promise to pull out before you nut then change your mind and stay inside

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A vagina that, after years of battering, has a distinct echo when you pull out.

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When you're enjoying a quiet pint and your mate starts ripping off fixtures in the pub

Oh ffs Devs only gone and mcduffed the pub again. We better get out before the police come

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When you make a meme, send it to your friend and they post it as their own

I can't believe he posted that meme I made. Proper rileyed me

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A person who has strong, sometimes sexual feelings towards microwaves

Omg did you see the way the chespainosexual looked at that microwave?

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