Theo Epstein's definitions

shortstop

This term is used to describe any single woman who is deemed capable of forming a sexual bond (long or short term).

Young man arriving at bar: "Yo, are there any good shortstops available?"

Young man already at bar: "Nah, just a couple of Alex Cora's and a Bobby Crosby."

by Theo Epstein April 20, 2004

big papi

Any person from Latin America who is very good at what he does, especially sports or other leadership professions.

David Ortiz is "Big Papi" because he is the best hitter in baseball.

by Theo Epstein November 23, 2004