1 definition by Theguywhowrotemasterwanker
Master Wanker, the ultimate in pleasure.
Sex is so boring, why not go to the next level and experience Sex².
With the Master Wanker you got 3 levels of pleasure: Super, Ultra and Hyper.
With more than 250 rpm per km/h this bad boy is gonna make you explode.
With it's family inclusive features everybody can get into it, yes, even Grandma. Partying with the family has never felt so good.
What are you waiting loser, call now to 1-800-MASTWANK and get one for just £99.99.
But wait, if you call now, you can also get the the Mini Wanker. A pocket version when you are on the go, it doesn't matter if it's a bus, car or plane, maximized pleasure with minimized fun size.
What are you waiting? Our 2 operators are waiting for your Call or Fax.
And we promise, if you don't get pleasure in 30 days you got your money back, guaranteed!
Sex is so boring, why not go to the next level and experience Sex².
With the Master Wanker you got 3 levels of pleasure: Super, Ultra and Hyper.
With more than 250 rpm per km/h this bad boy is gonna make you explode.
With it's family inclusive features everybody can get into it, yes, even Grandma. Partying with the family has never felt so good.
What are you waiting loser, call now to 1-800-MASTWANK and get one for just £99.99.
But wait, if you call now, you can also get the the Mini Wanker. A pocket version when you are on the go, it doesn't matter if it's a bus, car or plane, maximized pleasure with minimized fun size.
What are you waiting? Our 2 operators are waiting for your Call or Fax.
And we promise, if you don't get pleasure in 30 days you got your money back, guaranteed!
Billy: Dude, I'm sad.
Bob: Just try MW and finally feel something in your life.
Billy: You know, i will, maybe then I will find something to live for.
Bob: Just try MW and finally feel something in your life.
Billy: You know, i will, maybe then I will find something to live for.
by Theguywhowrotemasterwanker February 6, 2021