Definitions by Theboard

AST 

AST is a proposed new time zone within the Northern Hemisphere.

Abe Standard Time - Created to express how little you care about other people running on your schedule.

Abe - “I’m heading out Mordy”
Mordy - “I’ll be ready in a minute”
Abe - “Find your own way to the wedding I’m on AST”

AST by Theboard July 22, 2019