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Definitions by TheWizardof207

the touch 

Something you can have. It can help you defeat decepticons, or seduce women. Nothing is impossible if you have the touch, including unlocking the autobot matrix of leadership.

Ways to tell if you have the touch:

You never get hit when your back's to the wall.
When all hell's breaking loose you are riding the eye of the storm.
You get put to the test but it is never enough.
You're at your best when when the going gets rough.

Often, people with the touch also have the power.
Yao Ming has got the touch tonight!
the touch by TheWizardof207 March 7, 2004

the princess is in another castle 

1) Your girlfriend is cheating on you.
2) She ain't here.
3) You tried really hard, but you failed.
4) You just got pwned by either Princess Peach or Princess Daisy.
1) Guy: I thought she was mine, but it looks like the princess is in another castle.

2) Guy 1: Where is she?
Guy 2: The princess is in another castle.

3) Graduate student: I tried to get my doctrate approved, but the it looks like the princess is in another castle.

4) Princess Daisy: I'll just be flying under this plane over here.
Young Link: (Dies)
Princess Daisy: The princess is in another castle!