Onyon

A series of lucky events performed by a person of sub-par inteligence that benifit said person in some way shape or form.

Rich sucks at pool but he consistantly Onyons, resulting in me gettin my ass kicked.

by TheUltimateJew March 21, 2005

Unyon

A series of seemingly lucky events that in turn come back to bite you in the ass.

Rich seemed to be kicking my ass, but I in turn, kicked his.

by TheUltimateJew March 21, 2005