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A Lokruth is a rare species of human who is known for his ability to get ragebaited by literally anything on the internet. Despite his emotional sensitivity, Lokruth has a soft spot for cheesy romance Bollywood movies, which he watches while fully dressed in his favorite suit (the TV show Suits is his personal Bible). His love for Suits is unmatched, and you can catch him quoting Louis Litt mid-argument like it’s going to solve everything.
If you want to keep a Lokruth happy, just keep a steady supply of hummus on hand. He's obsessed—literally could survive off of it forever—and if you ever serve him the "wrong" type of hummus, be prepared for a low-key meltdown. He’s the type to find the perfect balance between sweet and salty... and that goes for both his hummus and his moods.
If you want to keep a Lokruth happy, just keep a steady supply of hummus on hand. He's obsessed—literally could survive off of it forever—and if you ever serve him the "wrong" type of hummus, be prepared for a low-key meltdown. He’s the type to find the perfect balance between sweet and salty... and that goes for both his hummus and his moods.
"I told Lokruth Suits was overrated, and now he’s sending me a 3-page essay on why Harvey Specter is the GOAT."
"I served Lokruth garlic hummus by mistake, and he gave me a 10-minute silent treatment. ‘I don’t even know who you are anymore,’ he said."
"I served Lokruth garlic hummus by mistake, and he gave me a 10-minute silent treatment. ‘I don’t even know who you are anymore,’ he said."
by ThePrettyPrincess June 26, 2025
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