maneurysm

Hysteria or an emotional core meltdown or freakout brought on by the behavior of one's male spouse, significant other, fiance, boyfriend, lover, or booty call.
When Derek stood Janine up she had a maneurysm and you could hear her at the end of the block.

God, don't have a maneurysm; I'm sure he'll call you.
by Theo June 23, 2006
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toolshed

A gathering of five or more tools. See toolkit.
That Kappa Alpha party was an absolute toolshed.
by Theo February 17, 2005
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mad handles

having amazing abilities with a basketball

extreme handles
by Theo February 16, 2005
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Fuckhead

What my dad calls me all the time
a "screwup"
Theo, come over here you fuckhead!
by Theo January 15, 2004
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Invictus Maneo

blow my brain softwarely
by theo September 06, 2003
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butt travis

the residue left behind on one's heiney following a bowel movement.

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if you haven't wiped your ass in a week, check yourself and you may find some butt travis.
by theo August 23, 2005
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uba

universal brain adaptor u.b.a. for migraine patients.
by theo September 06, 2003
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