Definitions by TheMelonGod

Chond

The big peen

Inhale chond, bastard child.

You, my sir, have inhaled the wrong chond.

Chond by TheMelonGod July 27, 2018

Gullhonk 

Slamming a girl from the side while squeezing her face.

"Dude, I fucking Gullhonked that bitch so hard last night"

Gullhonk by TheMelonGod January 19, 2018