TheGoyWonder's definitions

gold star mom

A mother who became pregnant on her very first time having sex. Marital, obviously.

Gold Star Moms are very responsible guardians of their vaginas, and birth the healthiest babies. They are the antithesis of slutty single moms.

The cackling hens at the PTA meeting had no choice but to shutup and respect the authority of the Gold Star Mom.

by TheGoyWonder August 5, 2016

slushed

Drunk on wine, especially wine slush but any sort of wine. A bit beyond tipsy, but not inebriated.

Dude, your mom is hitting on me.
Sorry, my dad's a geezer and she's slushed on box wine.

by TheGoyWonder June 4, 2015

pansexual

A girl who got diddled once in college, usually on a rugby team.

Seeking a regular guy...or girl! (not really) for a long term relationship...or fling! (not really)
I'm such a pansexual, haha.
Athletes preferred.

by TheGoyWonder September 23, 2016