Definitions by TheGingerBreadMan

Narted 

It’s a fart that floats up past your nuts.

This is an actual Beach conversation with my 4 year old son.

Son - “Dad, I just Narted.”

Dad - “You mean sharted…? That’s ok, we’re in the ocean…technically it’s the best place to start.”

Son - (annoyingly) “No Dad, it’s a fart that floated up my nuts. I Narted”

Dad - 😂😂

Son - 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Narted by TheGingerBreadMan June 3, 2025

Continental chocolates

When given as a Christmas present, roughly equal to two naked pictures of the recipient.

"Wow he gave me continental chocolates for Christmas, better send him some naked photos!"

Continental chocolates by Thegingerbreadman December 11, 2013

Ginger 

Someone with red hair, light skin, freckles, and no soul. Anyone who thinks gingers have souls is misinformed. Gingers, such as myself, suffer from a disease called Gingervitis. The ginger trait is recessive. A ginger is NOT someone with just red hair. That is called a Day Walker. Day Walkers are even more inferrior than gingers, because they are half-bloods. And as everyone knows, half-bloods suck.

Ginger: Let's go color!
Normal Person: Eww no get away from me you no-souled freak.
Day Walker: I suck.

Ginger by TheGingerbreadMan December 26, 2009