Skip to main content
The sound a dog (or other animal) makes when they’re grumbling about life and everything, not fully barking or growling, but a low attempt at both at the same time, like an old man grumbling out loud to himself about life. They’re not in fear, protective or attacking, just grrfeling because they’re getting a bath, getting groomed or have to go into their kennel.
Buddy wanted to go for a walk, but we had to go out so we put him into his kennel, and even though he went in, he grrfle’d about it.

Kajun needed a bath but he wasn’t happy about it, he let out a low grrfle.
Grrfle by TheCoyoteDreams June 10, 2018
Words you can keep

Gerflekteflugen 

A form of farewell; literally means goodbye.

Used primarily online.
Talk to you soon, gerflekteflugen!
Gerflekteflugen by Jax October 28, 2004
1. Jennifer Garner + Ben Affleck
2. An unfortunate nickname, because Jen could get so much better
Garfleck had their first baby Violet, in December 2006.
Garfleck by Danny Cheng June 11, 2006

garfle the narthok 

Reference from Coneheads movie. When Beldar went back to Remulak and displeased the leader, he had to fight the monster there(the narthok)
You f*&%ed up badly, therefore, you must garfle the narthok.
garfle the narthok by Foxypook June 19, 2006

Gerfleckinstein 

A shit that goes extremely smooth through the rectum and yeilds minimal crap marks on the toilet paper used to clean the buttocks.
Dude, I just took a great gerfleckinstein!
Gerfleckinstein by Gerfleckinstein September 25, 2005
A knockoff version garfield that is most definitely superior
“Garfled really slammed that lazoognea last night
Garfled by Mdempsey January 24, 2020
Similar to the rock out hand gesture or corna (devil horns), except you also extend the ring finger, so just the middle finger is down with the thumb. It means you are rocking out harder then usual.
Dude, this band is totally kicking arse! It's time to throw up the gurfle!
gurfle by job419 January 31, 2012
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
Next