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The once very popular childhood Scottish game of removing ill fitting tupes and wigs from the unsuspecting heads of passers by. The little dirty children used to be paid a threaded haypenny by bookmakers who were giving odds on a "ya"or "nay" to rich businessmen. A fight once broke out between a gambler and the local bookie, after odds of 3-1 were reneged upon when a rather feisty child caught a hand full of Mrs McClackered hair... which transpired was her very own and not man made after all. The police were called and after a stewards enquiry it was decided the bet was null and void and the hair was returned to its previous owner.
After a bylaw was passed, tugarug was made illegal everywhere in Scotland except the Outer Hebrides.
by TheCorrectKnowledge March 29, 2020
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Ref, that bastard just put a grogger on my shirt...the clatty bastard!!! Get him off before I go radio rental!!
by TheCorrectKnowledge December 31, 2020
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