The Bowed Brockel

The "Bowed Brockel" is the sturdy but thin piece of wood strapped to a young Scottish males back about to undergo the ritual of sexual intercourse with a rotund, very experience woman renowned for her love of the male organ. The wooden strap is to prevent the male falling into the gaping rupture never to be seen again.
Mind and strap the bowed brockel onto the lad if ye wanna see him come out o there alive!
by TheCorrectKnowledge March 29, 2020
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Fart Dart

Contrary to popular lies, this originated in medieval Scotland when, after a full gut of haggis, one could be found swiftly exiting the crannog to clean you're arse due a follow through which has lodged at the rear of the kilt and needs to be scrapped off!
Uch!!! Jean, I must away to the waters edge to clean my fart dart, I shant be long my love!!
by TheCorrectKnowledge March 29, 2020
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