Carbon Dating

When you cannot find a partner and end up wining and dining a piece of coal. You feel let down after the date never went as well as you had hoped due to one way conversation! Perhaps next time I will join in!
Im so lonely I have started carbon dating
by TheCorrectKnowledge March 29, 2020
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BiffedHawn

The hand with which you have rubbed the head of you're unwashed penis to climax is known as the "BiffedHawn" - e.g you have Biffed yourself hand-wise, self abuse. It now has a vomit inducing scent that should be washed more thoroughly than a coughed in hand.
FFS eeeewwwwwww!!!!! whos got the biffedhawn!!?
by TheCorrectKnowledge March 29, 2020
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