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The Bowed Brockel
The "Bowed Brockel" is the sturdy but thin piece of wood strapped to a young Scottish males back about to undergo the ritual of sexual intercourse with a rotund, very experience woman renowned for her love of the male organ. The wooden strap is to prevent the male falling into the gaping rupture never to be seen again.
The Bowed Brockel by TheCorrectKnowledge March 29, 2020
TugARug
The once very popular childhood Scottish game of removing ill fitting tupes and wigs from the unsuspecting heads of passers by. The little dirty children used to be paid a threaded haypenny by bookmakers who were giving odds on a "ya"or "nay" to rich businessmen. A fight once broke out between a gambler and the local bookie, after odds of 3-1 were reneged upon when a rather feisty child caught a hand full of Mrs McClackered hair... which transpired was her very own and not man made after all. The police were called and after a stewards enquiry it was decided the bet was null and void and the hair was returned to its previous owner.
After a bylaw was passed, tugarug was made illegal everywhere in Scotland except the Outer Hebrides.
TugARug by TheCorrectKnowledge March 29, 2020