1 definition by TheChos3nOne
Located in the northeast part of the state on Lake Michigan, Chicago is Illinois' largest city and the largest city in the American midwest. Plagued by government corruption, high taxes, unaffordable cost of living, violence and crime Chicago also suffers from a superiority complex by believing it owns all the land and cities therein around the southern 1/3 of Lake Michigan, which of course it does not.
On superiority complex
Chicago resident #1: Hey bud, wanna go to Milwaukee? They got an awesome festival going on right now.
Chicago resident #2: Yeah man let's go to Chicago north and check it out!
On corruption
Chicago resident #1: So did you hear Chicago is the most corrupt city in the U.S?
Chicago resident #2: I heard. I can't afford my rent either so I'm moving to a better place like Indiana or Wisconsin.
On crime
Chicago alone was responsible for half of the nationwide homicide increase in 2016, surpassing even larger cities than itself such as L.A.
Chicago resident #1: Hey bud, wanna go to Milwaukee? They got an awesome festival going on right now.
Chicago resident #2: Yeah man let's go to Chicago north and check it out!
On corruption
Chicago resident #1: So did you hear Chicago is the most corrupt city in the U.S?
Chicago resident #2: I heard. I can't afford my rent either so I'm moving to a better place like Indiana or Wisconsin.
On crime
Chicago alone was responsible for half of the nationwide homicide increase in 2016, surpassing even larger cities than itself such as L.A.
by TheChos3nOne March 24, 2019