Gumpweed

Marijuana having the effect of making a person forgetful and mildly mentally retarded, much like the very amiable, yet admittedly slow, Forrest Gump.
Amos: Do you get the sense this healthcare reform proposal is going to screw the middle class?

Andy: I wish I had a crazy room with a little door that led to a chocolate room with a chocolate river, like Willy Wizonka."

Amos: You been smokin that Gumpweed dude.

Andy: Word
by TheCav August 15, 2009
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Jerknique

A person's own preferred technique for self love, derived from years of trial and error.
Tbone: My special lady friend thinks that because I find her attractive and she is my soul mate, that she knows exactly how to please me.

Me: You think she's right?

Tbone:. No way. Only I know my sure fire jerknique!
by TheCav February 03, 2020
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Ganjarrhea

1. When you get so high and have terrible junk food munchies that wreck your stomach the next day.

2. When you get so high you forget not to have sex with the town hoe whom everyone knows has gonorrhea.
1. I should NOT have gotten so baked and then eaten 2 bags of ghost pepper chilis. I’ve been on the toilet all morning with the ganjarrhea!!!

2. I totally forgot Mary Sue has a toxic vageen and I hit that last night when I was baked. I bet I catch an STI. Probably caught that ganjarrhea.
by TheCav May 12, 2025
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