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Marijuana having the effect of making a person forgetful and mildly mentally retarded, much like the very amiable, yet admittedly slow, Forrest Gump.
Amos: Do you get the sense this healthcare reform proposal is going to screw the middle class?
Andy: I wish I had a crazy room with a little door that led to a chocolate room with a chocolate river, like Willy Wizonka."
Amos: You been smokin that Gumpweed dude.
Andy: Word
Andy: I wish I had a crazy room with a little door that led to a chocolate room with a chocolate river, like Willy Wizonka."
Amos: You been smokin that Gumpweed dude.
Andy: Word
by TheCav August 15, 2009
Get the Gumpweed mug.A man or woman who has a lot of vaginal visitation, and who never stays in monogamous relationships for a lengthy amount of time. Pronounced "vaj-a-bond".
Me: I am really falling hard for Margaret, but I do worry about the number of dudes around around town who have hit that.
Tbone:. Yeah, she definitely lives the vag-abond lifestyle. A port for any ship in a storm.
Tbone:. Yeah, she definitely lives the vag-abond lifestyle. A port for any ship in a storm.
by TheCav August 16, 2019
Get the Vag-abond mug.It's a derivative of "throwing someone under the bus". But, it's harsher, deeper, and more direct.
You can accidentally throw someone under the bus. But, bus fucking someone is on purpose.
You can accidentally throw someone under the bus. But, bus fucking someone is on purpose.
Bill: Dude, you threw Bob under the bus in the sales meeting today because we didn't hit goal.
Ted: I didn't throw him under the bus. I hate that asshole. I bus fucked him, right to the bosses face!
Ted: I didn't throw him under the bus. I hate that asshole. I bus fucked him, right to the bosses face!
by TheCav July 22, 2010
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