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Methadonian

A slang term coined to describe someone whose behavior, appearance, or mannerisms seem dramatically altered by methamphetamine use. The term evokes the image of a character so unusual that they look like a toothless Minion who wandered out of a Pixar movie.

Buddy was standing at the gas station twitching like a windshield wiper in a hurricane, jaw moving like he was chewing invisible steak, eyes darting around like somebody stole his imaginary bicycle. I didn't know whether to call an ambulance or a Pixar animator. That wasn't a tweaker—that was a certified Methadonian.

Methadonian by TheBluntInstrument October 21, 2026