Definitions by The wit hits the fan

Lockbrown 

The act of soiling yourself when it is discovered you have broken lockdown restrictions.

When the police came and broke up our illegal rave, I had a complete lockbrown

Lockbrown by The wit hits the fan April 6, 2021

Nonsequence 

A punishment so pathetic that it does nothing to make up for the original crime or action. Often seen in the criminal justice system when powerful or famous individuals have been acquitted for actions which would see a normal person put away.

Person 1: Did you see Celebrity X was only given community service for fraud and tax evasion?
Person 2: Yeah. It was a complete nonsequence.

Nonsequence by The wit hits the fan April 6, 2021