4 definitions by The whizzer of AZ
The product of cutting your hand off so that you can satisfy extremely loose women with the resulting nub.
by The whizzer of AZ October 21, 2016
Arizonan: "Spiquay (or piquay). It’s piquay. When they say she fell off the balcony when laughing too hard, it's piquay for saying that she laughed at a spick."
French: "You can't just pee off a balcony. It might land on someone." ... "Yes. But, it is just a little spiquayed!" (Pee-ons. Verb. It is a pee-onning. A pee awning. .... He is pee yawning.)
Texan: "A little spiquayed, it's a little spick Wade." (... 's whimming.)
Cockney: "Pick oy? .... Oh, pick away."
French: "You can't just pee off a balcony. It might land on someone." ... "Yes. But, it is just a little spiquayed!" (Pee-ons. Verb. It is a pee-onning. A pee awning. .... He is pee yawning.)
Texan: "A little spiquayed, it's a little spick Wade." (... 's whimming.)
Cockney: "Pick oy? .... Oh, pick away."
by The whizzer of AZ August 22, 2017
As slang, 'a crock of shit' is similar to 'a white lie'.
It's poetic metaphor: consider that a crock pot cooks food slowly but thoroughly, which has advantages above just tenderizing. For example, before refrigeration, people had to more frequently encounter meat that may have been starting to spoil, and had to do something to make use of it. They would do what they could to kill off the bacteria as best as possible, perpetuating the popularity of slow cooking. Soups are sometimes good for this too, since the bacteria has a better chance of dying off with meat cooked through and through.
The coorelation here is in the exaggeration that implies that a crock of shit should be harmless, if the bacteria is eliminated. The truth is that even food that is too rancid, even when cooked thoroughly, is still bad for you. Kill off the bacteria in a pile of shit and it's still nonedible. Comparing deception to shit, sometimes people try to justify their behavior while claiming that they are also mitigating the side effects. Sometimes they get called out by someone else as its being a crock of shit. Simply put, with the context this is usually used with, no matter how it's prepared, scandal is probably bad for you.
* Supposedly, modern sewage treatment is a different idea altogether.
It's poetic metaphor: consider that a crock pot cooks food slowly but thoroughly, which has advantages above just tenderizing. For example, before refrigeration, people had to more frequently encounter meat that may have been starting to spoil, and had to do something to make use of it. They would do what they could to kill off the bacteria as best as possible, perpetuating the popularity of slow cooking. Soups are sometimes good for this too, since the bacteria has a better chance of dying off with meat cooked through and through.
The coorelation here is in the exaggeration that implies that a crock of shit should be harmless, if the bacteria is eliminated. The truth is that even food that is too rancid, even when cooked thoroughly, is still bad for you. Kill off the bacteria in a pile of shit and it's still nonedible. Comparing deception to shit, sometimes people try to justify their behavior while claiming that they are also mitigating the side effects. Sometimes they get called out by someone else as its being a crock of shit. Simply put, with the context this is usually used with, no matter how it's prepared, scandal is probably bad for you.
* Supposedly, modern sewage treatment is a different idea altogether.
Those laws are a crock of shit.
by The whizzer of AZ November 26, 2015
A shade of skin color. A jaundiced coloration tinged to a resulting type of green by a touch of colloidal silvering.
Past tense of piquay: piquayed. "Are you feeling well, today? You're starting to look a little piquayed."
by The whizzer of AZ August 22, 2017