Definitions by The wasted Bard

criq 

The act of squating and breathing in fast and deeply until you get light headed the stand fast and proceed to put you thumb in you mouth which will result in passing out or extreme disorientation

1. Hey man wanna criq?
2. Yeah man, i wanna die

criq by The wasted Bard May 19, 2016

crusty burger 

When you forget to wipe after a shit and the shard dries in between your ass cheese cheeks and is reminiscent of a burger in between two large buns often comes with a akward walk that makes you look like donald duck when you walk

1.Oh i got another crusty burger
2.excuse me as i rid my self of my crusty burger

crusty burger by The wasted Bard May 18, 2016

barkchip 

The thing you shove into the pee hole to get extreme pleasure while receiving anal from caitlin jenner with a strap-on while on heroin in a lake with a moose ontop of a whale dick while swallowing diet mt. Dew with your ass

That barkchip was so dank

barkchip by The wasted Bard May 17, 2016