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bomber criquet 

an animal farts are blamed on when that person doesnt want to take the blame for the fart.
Hey man, did you just fart??
Naw, i think i stepped on a bomber criquet>
bomber criquet by bigmike33 March 5, 2008
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The epitome of AWESOMENESS! This is a truly genuine and kind person. She always motivates and inspires others to be just as awesome. She is a great friend and confidante. And she is the sunshine that rays around us all.
I went to Criquette's house. I went to an awesome house!
criquette by Bug241 January 15, 2017
It's a feeling when something isn't quite right whether it's a person, place or thing.
My stomach was so criquis today.

She must be pms'ing because she's acting so criquis!
criquis by TeenieWeenie1 October 14, 2011
Bug friend. With you till the end. Never let you down no matter how rough things get. Also a bit autistic
Criquette is a wonderful friend, isn't she?
Yes, she's the best!
Criquette by Large balls November 21, 2023
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
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Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026