Van Of Fun

The van of fun is a popular name for pedophiles and kidnappers vans alike. The van of fun is used to elude children into getting in to the van of fun then told next "take off your pants, kid".
Pedo "HE HE HE HEY KID WANT TO GET INTO THE VAN OF FUN??!!?!?"
Kid "No not really"
Pedo "WE HAVE CANDY AND WIFI!"
Kid "OKAY"
*kid gets in van*
Whats the passwo-
*van door closes*
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Crusty

1. Very Ugly
2. Having Much Acne
3. Having Lots Of Ash
"SO CRUSTY! Get some lotion!"
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