Definitions by The urban linguist

skeif 

Means to take or to steal

i totally skeifed that guys dollar

skeif by The urban linguist July 21, 2008

skeef 

Mainly used by highschool girls with giant boobs. yeah, you know who im talking about

I tots deff skeefed her chapstick RIGHT out of her purse

skeef by The urban linguist July 29, 2005

douchebag

Someone whos so far deep in the asshole forest that they are associated with cleaning dirty vaginas and/or being a pompous prick thats 1/8 italian and tries to act like a mobster at your local highschool. Also a co-worker who constantly eats your food even though its labeled and then argues with you over tirvial things

God that brian davis is such a douche bag!

or

Person1:GOD DAMNIT HE ATE MY LUNCH AGAIN
Person2: God he is SUCH a DOUCHEBAG

douchebag by The urban linguist July 29, 2005

Retard 

Basically any whitekid wearing fubu or who starts a local G-unit and gets his white ass beaten a few times I.E wigger

Wow that wigger is a fucking retard

Retard by The urban linguist July 29, 2005

retarded 

when a situation becomse stressful or annoying one often goes "this is retarded"

Most of the people that play starcraft

anyone 8-14

GOD DAMNIT THIS FUCKING BOSS IS SO RIGGED. THIS GAME IS RETARDED

basically anyone that plays the game starcraft or its expansion

elementary school kids, middle school kids, highschool freshmen

retarded by The urban linguist July 29, 2005