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The Grapefruit 

As an act of protection, your partner (or willing individual) uses both hands to cup your testicles. This is required when a third party makes repeated attempts to pummel them to the point where they swell to the size of a grapefruit. Note: the pummelling is almost exclusively pointless.

Hey bud, how was the meeting? I can still walk, but only because the missus gave me the grapefruit when I admitted I hadn’t invented time travel.

The Grapefruit by The stool July 27, 2021