Definitions by The seer man dude

Ransomware

Any article of clothing that if caught on camera would likely be useable in an extortion scenario.

"Close the curtains! If anyone catches me in this ransomware(forehead strap-on) there will be hell to pay. "

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Someone, usually a hippy type, that portrays themselves as a seer of seers a psychic. They are simply put, morons.

Tom thought he had convinced us all about the rise of the Egyptian Empire's return but we all knew quite immediately, he was a Nostradumbass.

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