Northwest cuisine for the ones sent to the southeast incinerator of the tumbleweed state... you stand at an exit door and release one at a time for spawn of the devil. It only takes about 1500 years of feeding to make him happy. When he burps up his yellow slime, you can finally have a glass of ice water.
I'm not serving anymore, unless I can go in a feeding frenzy neck holes and fish heads, I'm the incinerator now.
by The sarcastic/unpredictable 1 December 23, 2023
A game I played with my cousin when we were very young, the object being like a treasure hunt, except we are negotiating trading secrets, like the ones kept in closets in shoe boxes. When one decides that they cant beat up their darkest secret, marks the end of the game, and marks the trophy of the one full of shit with the brown eyes, the other any color except blue.
"Hey cuz, guess what" I say.
"What" says cuz.
"I know its been like 35 years but guess how many of them fell out the closet" I say
"Are you talking about all our Nanny Nanny Booboos that i had to give to you so that I could have your green eyes?"
"Yes, but now its on, and I think i want my green eyes back but I'll seek them out in a game with the CooCooey on my team, and keep you safe from all of it, and keep the brown ones for you.
"What" says cuz.
"I know its been like 35 years but guess how many of them fell out the closet" I say
"Are you talking about all our Nanny Nanny Booboos that i had to give to you so that I could have your green eyes?"
"Yes, but now its on, and I think i want my green eyes back but I'll seek them out in a game with the CooCooey on my team, and keep you safe from all of it, and keep the brown ones for you.
by The sarcastic/unpredictable 1 September 29, 2023