wild card

1. something unpredictable and outside the normal rules

2. someone or something that is pretty much picked at random ( both senses from poker)

It looks like the wild card won't help you here.

by The Return of Light Joker January 20, 2010

fork

1. to maltreat

2. to copulate
(both senses are used as a euphemism for fuck)

She wants to fork you as if you were a plaything.

by The Return of Light Joker July 18, 2008

voodoo economics

supply side economics

A return to voodoo economics will not fix the problems.

by The Return of Light Joker May 30, 2011

torchman

an arsonist

The infamous torchman struck again last night.

by The Return of Light Joker February 23, 2012

atomic atmosphere

the air around someone who has released flatulence

Make sure you stay out of the atomic atmosphere when he farts. You'll be glad.

by The Return of Light Joker August 02, 2010

baby bump

the bulge in the abdomen of a pregnant woman

Her baby bump was increasingly prominent in recent photos.

by The Return of Light Joker May 17, 2011

drop dead gorgeous

exceptionally attractive, especially in a striking way

Your sister is drop dead gorgeous today.

by The Return of Light Joker April 08, 2008