The pork chop Express's definitions

Monkey Dollars

Pay for peanuts - Low wages for lazy work... a way of getting paid but not being prepared to work for it.

"You agency staff want money for nothing!"

"If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys!"

"Hence; monkey dollars!"

by The pork chop Express February 5, 2005

One Man Mafia

A one man army; a loner, a gangster with no mates

The guy you see parked up at your local retail park without mates

by The pork chop Express January 10, 2005