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dirty friend

The act of going to the bathroom for the sole purpose of pooping, however, you are interupted by the desire to masturbate. Once masturbation is complete you decide to wipe your ass with the same rag that you have came in
I rush to the bathroom to poop, however, I was surprised to see that the dirty friend made an appearance.
by The Poop Man November 7, 2004
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Poop chip

When you shart in the crotch of your underwear and let it dry until it becomes crispy. When peeled from the underwear and kept in one piece it’s resembles the shape of a Pringle chip
Damn frank your poop chip looks like the perfect Pringle chip
by The poop man October 8, 2018
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