Definitions by The piano man

Thumb of Zeus 

A choad that is at least six inches in length. Because of its girth, it could be mistaken for a balloon in the pants.

At first I thought he had a balloon in his pants, but it turned out he had a Thumb of Zeus.

Thumb of Zeus by The Piano Man August 5, 2012

malophile 

Some one who has an obsession with apples.

Jack Davis (retard): I love apples!
Random Dude: OMG you malophile!?

malophile by The piano man October 3, 2005