malophile

Some one who has an obsession with apples.
Jack Davis (retard): I love apples!
Random Dude: OMG you malophile!?
by The piano man October 03, 2005
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Thumb of Zeus

A choad that is at least six inches in length. Because of its girth, it could be mistaken for a balloon in the pants.
At first I thought he had a balloon in his pants, but it turned out he had a Thumb of Zeus.
by The Piano Man August 05, 2012
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