The peanut butter company's definitions

Brenan

The pettiest person you'll ever meet, hands down. Skinny, and makes absolutely no effort to gain weight except to drink only soda. Currently, the world record holder for the least amount of water drinking while still surviving. Will immediately spill secrets when he gets upset. But almost always entertaining. Has humor that anyone can find funny.

Damnit Brenan! You can't stay up all night drinking soda and then tell everyone at school I'm gay because you're tired!

by The peanut butter company December 27, 2023

Ian white

He is the beginning, and he is the end.
If you see him, you have lost, not only that, but he will hunt you in the afterlife for eternity.
bow to your knees and let him take you.

Ian white is going to end the universe.

by The peanut butter company January 25, 2023

Independented

When someone or something becomes free of outside control.

Having become Independent from something.

"I've independented myself from the evil british rule because the king was being a dumdum."

by The peanut butter company August 20, 2025