UPS cream pie

When you jizz inside of a box, tape it back up and then deliver it to its destination.
Give that box the old UPS cream pie

Oh fuck not again I got UPS cream pied!
by The package handlers December 15, 2020
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Fegs

Federal express ground employees
Look at those stupid fegs

Imagine being a feg

Fuck the fegs
by The package handlers December 17, 2020
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