Definitions by The package handlers

Fegs 

Federal express ground employees

Look at those stupid fegs

Imagine being a feg

Fuck the fegs

Fegs by The package handlers December 17, 2020

UPS cream pie

When you jizz inside of a box, tape it back up and then deliver it to its destination.

Give that box the old UPS cream pie

Oh fuck not again I got UPS cream pied!

UPS cream pie by The package handlers December 15, 2020