Skip to main content

Definitions by The ostrich 🙄

carson martin 

A really frickin gay pigeon, likely infected with cfs,
GUI 1:check out that Carson Martin

GUI 2:proof that gayness is evolutionary

The ostrich

The single most magical magnificent being on earth

The highest complement able to be given to your fellow man

The boy all the girls want to ride
Gurl 1: check out the ostrich

Gurl 2: dang gurl he fine

Def 2

Jock 1: you were a real ostrich out there

Jock 2: heck yeah I was