The ostrich

The single most magical magnificent being on earth

The highest complement able to be given to your fellow man

The boy all the girls want to ride

Gurl 1: check out the ostrich

Gurl 2: dang gurl he fine

Def 2

Jock 1: you were a real ostrich out there

Jock 2: heck yeah I was

by The ostrich 🙄 April 23, 2017

carson martin

A really frickin gay pigeon, likely infected with cfs,

GUI 1:check out that Carson Martin

GUI 2:proof that gayness is evolutionary

by The ostrich 🙄 April 23, 2017