2 definitions by The noodler
Take a rubber glove, squirt some oil or grease into it. Wrap your pillow around it, and tie it together with a belt. Now go ahead and fuck the everliving shit out of it. This is the only form of sexual gratification that many non-gay inmates get.
Yo man, I was all set to go out on that date with Mandy Moore, untill she found that jailhouse vagina in the backseat of my car and dumped me.
by The noodler September 10, 2004
A tasty nutritious meal consisting of bread and noodles, normally the generic store brand costing around 11 pence a packet, eaten by students who have spent large sums of money on alcohol and are forced into poor eating habits. Normally accompanied by meals such as Pasta and Beans and Cheese on Toast.
"Man I'm so broke it looks like I'm back on the noodle sandwiches"
"Curry noodles are the nicest noodle sandwich filler"
"Curry noodles are the nicest noodle sandwich filler"
by The noodler July 28, 2013