Definitions by The lonely tanker

Sea captain

A well calloused hand job. Most commonly given by weight lifters and longshoremen.

At first I wasn't too fond of Becky's sea captains but, I'm beginning to cum around. Plus the definition in those lats is crazy!

Sea captain by The lonely tanker June 11, 2020

Afternoon break

The act of wacking off at work

Where's Frank? Taking his afternoon break.

Afternoon break by The lonely tanker June 11, 2020

soft boiled egg

When you dip your nut sack in magic shell chocolate syrup and then she taps the boys with a spoon to reveal a tasty treat.

"Oh last night?, just enjoyed a nice soft boiled egg with the misses".

soft boiled egg by The lonely tanker January 3, 2019