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Maple Ridge 

A suburban town in the northeast part of the Greater Vancouver Area. Its residents supposedly tolerate drunk driving.

Maple Ridge expat: Wow, people get mad if yoi drink and drive here.

Other person: Don't they everywhere?

Maple Ridge expat: Not in Maple Ridge, cowabunga dude!!!

Maple Ridge by The guy who browses December 8, 2017