2 definitions by The first Ethen

Close your eyes..
Now think of your favorite place on earth..
Now open your eyes, an Ethen stands before you. You completely forget about that stupid place and start thinking about being absolutely railed by Ethen. Wherever this man goes he attracts only the best people to join his crew. They all have seperate goals but one group goal and thats to be the best. You examine Ethens steadily protruding bulge that seems to be throbbing below his leather belt. You feel your body quake as your thoughts race and heart beats out of your chest. You look back up and something has changed??... its Ethen but he is wearing a straw hat and is looking at you right into your very soul it seems. He enhales.. it feels like your body is being drawn into his... he exclaims atthe top of his lungs as if to penetrate everything around him...... "I AM GOING TO BE KING OF THE PIRATES!!!"

PS. WRITTEN BY A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND FUTUR KING OF THE PIRATES.

The First Ethen
If you must ask you'll never know
But if you know you'll never have to ask
Ethen.
by The first Ethen October 11, 2021
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Kimberlin is Strong and mostly independent, she will be able to make her own decisions and her own plans; and is able to go out alone and enjoy her own time. However She can also be a follower and mimic the people around most to find comfort and steady responsiveness from people around, but not because she is narcissistic. Kimberlin can bring anybody joy and peace, she will light up a room. She has a fit/petite figure and a great ass ha ha. Usually blonde but changes sometimes, blue eyes to die for. Usually without a tan and freckles in all the right places. Kimberlin is around 5'5"-5'7" typically and can be seen finding a stool or step ladder to reach high places and will always bring a laugh when she needs to jump for things. Kimberlin knows how to find your love language. She is full of energy and ready to do most anything. She can be sexy and sultry. Kimberlin can also be jealous and demanding, you may find that she wants all of your attention sometimes and then none at all others. She can manipulate you into doing what she wants or getting the result she needs. Kimberlin can be annoying with how she treats others around you or even you around others. Kimberlin can be very angry but it does not suit her ever. She may yell or scream but ends up with tears in her eyes as if her soul never wanted that feeling to come out. But more than anything kimberlin is compassionate and carring. When she loves she loves BIG and doesnt stop. She is Beautiful in mind, body, and soul.
Man 1- "Wow that girl in the red dress looked so amazing!"

Man 2- "Didn't she?" "Her name is Kimberlin and ive known her for a long time"
Man 1- "do you think i could get her number?"
Man 2- "Go and find out bud"
by The first Ethen October 30, 2021
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