Keltmaster

An old being that analyses blood samples given to him in order to determine a range of things such as age, gender, fertility, motivation, healing ability, stubbornness, curiousity, beliefs and/or other such qualities of the blood donor.
I took the samples to the Keltmaster, I would find out which one of us was the strongest once and for all
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Frildo

Frozen Dildo, similar thrill to sucking on a penis with ice but for girls.
1- I’m gonna spice up my sexy time alone

2- how? Got a new toy?
1- nah I’m thinking frildo
2- guuuuurk you a freak
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