Keltmaster 

An old being that analyses blood samples given to him in order to determine a range of things such as age, gender, fertility, motivation, healing ability, stubbornness, curiousity, beliefs and/or other such qualities of the blood donor.

I took the samples to the Keltmaster, I would find out which one of us was the strongest once and for all

Keltmaster by The extremely handsome cottage May 29, 2017

kekmastersour

A man with supreme Pingas, who eliminates MixSillyMaxes and Rinis. They are typically leaders of a Pingas group with 2 other kekmasters. They usually come in groups of 4, including 2 other pingas.

PersonA: Its a KekmasterSour!
PersonB: Wow he's such a kool kid

kekmastersour by TheQuadHitterOfDL October 6, 2017

ketmister 

Someone who loves their Ket, and who has a detailed knowledge of its workings, both chemical and physiological.

A Ketamine expert.

Martin is a ketmister

ketmister by Ketmister August 2, 2006

koltmister 

Longer version for the name Kolt. Koltmister is the leader of the pack. When someone hears the name Koltmister their first instinct is to fall in line. People follow Koltmister. Consequences follow if Koltmister is ever disobeyed

Look! It’s Koltmister. Everyone shut up and listen!

koltmister by kotos22 January 18, 2019

keymaster 

The one who has a sexual organ resembling a key (bulbous end, blade, tip) in contrast to the gatekeeper (female) whose sexual organ is a concave place protected by doors/a barrier (lips, hymen) / a gate that the key can penetrate and open up—thus, with permission. This idea throws back to ancient times when monogamy meant being with only one person for life and women were not encouraged to be promiscuous but be selective of whom they slept with; the one who holds the master key to the gates will have open access to the secret garden, a place that produces much pleasing alleviation, sensual delight, and where seeds can be planted and give birth to fruit.

I am the keymaster to the gates of Heaven.
King Solomon was the keymaster to her garden gates.

Song of Songs 4:12 (NIV)

12 You are a garden locked up, my sister, my bride;

you are a spring enclosed, a sealed fountain.

Song of Songs 5:1 (NIV)
He:
5 I have come into my garden, my sister, my bride;

I have gathered my myrrh with my spice.

I have eaten my honeycomb and my honey;

I have drunk my wine and my milk.

Friends:

Eat, friends, and drink;

drink your fill of love.

keymaster by libelula_안녕 September 22, 2018

Killmaster

Someone who is a Douchebag and sucks at just about everything.

This kid is like Killmaster.

Killmaster by Master Jego September 10, 2008

kevmaster 

Crazy fool with stupid-cool funk. Frequently enjoys in the pain and or sufferning of a one "Mr. Angus the art teacher". Is still serching for his random patterns within and needs to expose himself to more books. Has seen nearly every movie made by any person in history and will forever and always make fun of Sabrine with her fried chicken and cakalakas

*crackalacks John over the head with a chair*

kevmaster by Lil' John June 7, 2004